Wasn’t this a part of “Sorry to Bother You”? Fucked up

TERF to Alt-Right pipeline be real

I mean… we also don’t speak Anglish, so I think the Romans got something.

Emigrants. The word you’re looking for is emigrants.

Lots of people vote against their own interest. Do you think black people incapable of doing so?

I mean… that’s the Evangelical plan for Israel. They want their death cult to reach its culmination

Oof, ouch, my bones

No. That isn’t even possible

https://www.euronews.com/travel/2024/05/21/fatalities-and-serious-injuries-from-turbulence-are-rare-but-climate-change-is-making-it-w

There ya go

Olds

Damn, better make sure Biden doesn’t get elected. Vote Harris Walz instead

Limit of knowledge, no Google. Quaid was likely an adult when he starred in The Hunger Games. That came out 15 or so years ago, so if guess he’s mid 30s.

Edit: 32. Not bad

If JFK can be a Berliner, then so can these donuts

Butt-clenching. All my money on butt-clenching

Stonks

Can’t. I get way too invested in this shit and its bad for my mental health.

Jeremy. You need to focus right now. Mrs. Cuddlesworth will kill you if she thinks you’re here. There’s only one way out. Time to put those mirroring exercises from theater camp to good use.

Yeah, but a fast food restaurant run by teenagers is not synonymous with a kitchen full of cooks lead by a chef.

Wouldn’t, uh, put my money on that one

So, what you’re saying is that the Greek gods fucked and the Roman ones were lame? Lol, look at these nerds. They just stole our gods, spayed/neutered them all, and then renamed them after the planets /s

(Yes, I know the naming was the other way round. Please don’t harm me, I’m hanging out with the Greek gods right now. Dionysus just tried to bench Aphrodite and he fucked it up due to being drunk. And now Hephaestus is heading over with death in his eyes)