Huge discography so I definitely haven’t heard all of their stuff, but Brute is my favorite KMFDM.

I know you’ve typed this out as a joke but writing it this way actually helps me conceptualize why someone would find Trump appealing.

I’m guessing this game is just trending in general but I literally found out about the assassination attempt when I saw a torrent site put this on freeleech like an hour after the news.

I know this is nitpicking but when you have Trump money, filing your taxes wrong to your significant benefit should earn this kind of derision. The problem is that it never does unless it’s in some way convenient for enough other people who benefit from filing their taxes wrong.

I do agree with the sentiment that in the real world a crime against humanity is infinitely more meaningful than a felony and there’s a reason that there’s less focus on the Trump administration’s crimes against humanity.

As an aging millennial who still does not use emojis, the thumbs up feels like the most sarcastic of all emojis to me and when I get one I feel like I should be personally offended.

Yeah, that’s almost definitely off a teleprompter.

It took me like a full minute to piece together that Christopher might be making a bad take (it is journalistic malpractice for the NYT to print this) here and not a good take (it is journalistic malpractice for the NYT to hold off on printing this until eight visits in).

I was thinking the same thing, is there a video? If it’s legit this might be the most well-constructed thought I’ve ever seen from him. My first thought was that he read it off a teleprompter, and I guess maybe, but after thinking about it a bit more it is a little hard for me to picture a lackey feeding this material into a script.

It’s probably just that most people speak more clearly when it’s their area of expertise (trashing haters and losers).

IDF Freed 4 Hostages While Killing 64 Children

Well that sucks. Thanks for the answer.

Does anyone know if this has a proprietary license?

Wind Is Not a Distribution

There you have it, the people want Hillary.

I’m curious though, how often does election polling have a named democrat ahead of an “unnamed democrat” option? Has that actually happened any time in recent history? Like obviously registered voters are going to pick “someone else” here if you don’t name who “someone else” is.

I have literally never thought about cats with laser eyes, you’ve got a good imagination on you.

I watched the debate and when I opened this video I was kind of surprised that I didn’t even remember this moment. I went and found his full answer, and now I do remember it. I turned to my wife after he finished this line and told her that I am incapable of focusing through an entire fifteen-second sentence if he backtracks and corrects himself so many times that it turns into a forty-second sentence.

I wonder how many other viewers missed how spectacularly awful the second half of this response was because the first half was bad enough to stop paying attention before it got worse.

Also, I’m not even convinced he was finished speaking when the moderator said “Thank you President Biden”, was the guy just putting him out of his misery?

10:17 PM ET

TIL it takes about 75 minutes to get an article written and published from scratch.

If he does another debate and manages to look like he knows what year it is, I think this excuse will land decently with a lot of people, but if he avoids the next debate or conveniently gets another cold then keeping him as the nominee is admitting the party does not actually care about winning the election.

Does anyone have this video with subtitles?

For centuries, humanity has worked towards building an AI that will understand all of physics. Now, upon completion, we have learned that the key lies in the idea of “four simultaneous 24-hour days”.

This is my new screenplay idea.

It took me a minute as well but I’m pretty sure it’s meant as “It will take more than that to break our spirit” and not “We’ll need to try harder”.

then elon musk walks in and is declared saviour of mankind as shitty country music plays

Snuck that in right at the end. I couldn’t get through the video the first time I opened it, but this line convinced me to watch the rest. When it was winding down I started feeling pretty irritated that I got tricked into watching the rest of the video.

Are we expecting Musk to have regular cameos and shit and proudly claim that he’s closely involved with the show, only to distance himself once it starts becoming apparent that everyone hates the cartoon?