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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • “But I don’t have a cloaca.”

    Context, if you want it:

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    I was playing a frost giant fighter, and I found a dragon egg. I asked the town vet (who the DM made up on the spot) how I could hatch the egg and raise the dragon as my own. The vet told me that dragons cannot be tamed, and that dragons bond with their mothers in the womb, and then, the egg must be laid. My line, “But I don’t have a cloaca”, and the vet shrugs. Queue Always Sunny theme music, “The Gang Kidnaps a Druid”. In the end, I gave birth to my dragon buddy, and I named him Pellinore, and we had many great adventures until I found a bell that reversed aging, and Pellinore turned back into an egg, and the campaign ended before he hatched, again. I’m GMing the new campaign that is all homebrew, and Pellinore is making a comeback, though.





  • The real solution is that new housing permits cannot be granted until a certain threshold of low income housing is met. For instance, if 3% of the rental market is low income housing, and the city ordinance requires 15%, no new multi-unit housing construction permits are granted until the minimum threshold of 15% is met. Don’t let them build their “luxury” condos until the needs of the city are met. Unfortunately, money talks, and right now the people building the condos have a lot of it.


  • God damnit what a worthless fucking article. Pure conjecture and fear mongering. I’m not saying that AI doesn’t use a lot of resources, but putting out an article about how Google won’t say how much it’s using, and then not coming with any information of your own is just yellow journalism. That’s like going to a restaurant and asking what kind of oil they fry with, and when the person is like, I’m not sure, you run out to the dining hall and tell everyone in the restaurant that the restaurant could be frying your food in motor oil. This is a bad article, and shit like this only stokes the flames of poor discourse.