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Why are you surprised that Trump voters are mentally defective?

Fat fuck will be long dead by then.

Good luck to us all.

My youngest is 7 and kind of a big guy.

Bunch of pussies couldn’t vote for a woman.

To hold one’s child for the first time.

That horse sailed 8 years ago.

Are ppl really this fucking stupid, or is it just a front?

Yall got any room for my family of 4? I can code and do finance bullshit and my wife has years of experience in small molecules and genomic medicine.

I’m Jewish. My wife Chinese. Reason enough?

• first felon elected to the goddamn fucking presidency.

I think the only thing to do now is help at a local level. Washington’s fucked, nothing you can do to change that. What I am planning to do: (1) be kind to my family, especially my wife; (2) donate to the school and food pantries; (3) just fucking cope. Work on my hobbies, exercise, just… one foot in front of the other. Endure.

Oh: and I’m thinking about buying a gun and learning to shoot. Seriously.

Pretty much, yeah. Shit’s just fucked.

Come on. You fucking know what’s going to happen. “Uncertainty”, fuck off.

Big ups to those people who “voted against genocide”.

Not really. Old fucks won’t be impacted.

Mans might be implying something a bit more kinetic, nahmean?

Why bother, fat fuck is one fateful hamberder away from fucking off.

FOAD