It’s like nobody’s even trying anymore.

I hope their productivity wasn’t impeded by this minor inconvenience. I’d hate it if their dying led to their employer making marginally less money. So rude of them.

But it’s impolite to not drink renters completely dry and leave little bits of money inside them. You wouldn’t leave a bottle standing around half-empty before discarding it, would you?

Are you telling me that the inventor of Jizz music would intentionally hide uncouth things in his movies? I’m sorry, but that seems rather far-fetched.

What, you think I’m kidding?

Rüde.

*Morgen

“How would you like to waste this particular turn?”

The bar is as low as not shitting his pants as badly as Trump did in his attempt and he cleared that with flying colours.

and doing nothing about anything ever.

THAT is a VILE defamation! They are putting so much effort into siphoning all the wealth they can carry into the pockets of themselves and their cronies and here you are claiming they are doing nothing! Do you think those super-rich-tax cuts propose themselves? The permissions to legally destroy the planet for money are granting themselves on their own? NO! There is a lot of work going into robbing entire generations of their future for maximum profit while at the same time distracting the general public and indoctrinating them into believing that it’s all being done for their benefit. And I will not stand for anyone claiming that the trumpian kleptocrats are lazy and “doing nothing”.

Horse doll action figure sold separately.

Okay, yes. Sure, why not. But out here, in objective reality, some facts can be known and verified and outside your “truth is a lie and nothing can be known” approach, there is indeed a difference between zero reported eaten dogs and hordes of illegal migrant bogeymen eating everybody’s dogs.

Where do the rich rank on this?

Potayto, potahto, all depends on which reality you choose to inhabit.

Don’t worry, no danger of killing real people in the Middle East. All the “collateral damage” will be brown people, not Americans. They’ll have all the kinks ironed out and will make sure that the AI doesn’t hurt white targets before the technology is distributed to every national police district.

I wish this post even deserved a /s.

These are called schools and universities and whatnot.

“Mphhuhuhuhu, go on, eat it. It’s a traditional dish here.”

*Autounfall

*Kochpunkterhitzungstemperaturschreibgeilindiekommentarewenndudasverstehstbohnenerfrischungsgetränktasseninhalt

The Vance method guaranteed* to work:

[enter donut shop] * point at random employee*

“How long have you been working here!”

“About eighteen months”

“And how long have YOU been working here!”

“Six weeks or so.”

“Mhm. AND YOU!”

Then just go through every single employee, order ‘whatever makes sense’ and leave.

*this claim has been rigorously fact-checked by dog-eating Haitians

No, it’s perfectly feasible: the water’s on top of the map, the desert at the top. Now, naysayers may interject that there are thousands of miles of distance and elevation and mountains and whatnot in between, but I bet our genius Trump already has the solution: pick up the map, tilt it and draw an arrow with a sharpie so that the water knows where exactly to flow.

Take that, “scientists”!

Did the missiles blindfold him and then stab him in the back five times?