A few years ago… Okay over a decade ago 🤕 Google offered a free course on “googling” with a certificate for completion. You’re damn straight I put that on my resume. Of course they’ve disabled half the tricks they taught us but now.

Good point about Danson.

Maybe. More likely he realized the backlash from his fans was affecting his wallet and career. The conflict isn’t new and Andre isn’t dumb. he was raised in the faith as was I, except he’s a few years older. My family and I have been thrown out of multiple Temples for the mere suggestion that Palestinian lives matter even remotely. I was offered birthright as well, as all white passing and rich Jews are, and turned it down. It’s that easy. What I will never understand is why people rush to defend the rich and powerful. Do you really think he needs, wants, or cares about your help?

That’s great that he clarified his personal feelings… After the blowback from signing the open letter to Biden in support of Israel. I’m also a “self loving Jew who supports a full ceasefire” and it hasn’t been difficult at all not to make any public actions contrary to that belief.

There’s why he signed the letter to Biden in support of Israel?

Ted Danson is a treasure.

Eric Andre is an outspoken Zionist.

Sounds like they used Photoshop generative AI around a picture of the products.

The implication appears to be that OP stopped noticing them and therefore they must be impossible to tell from the real thing anymore.

NGL that sounds pretty hilarious, I’d like to see that.

I think it’s accurate to the age PP is supposed to be in these. Looking back at my late teens and early 20s it’s definitely hard not to kick myself realizing I got so blinded by girls who wanted nothing to do with me that I couldn’t see the beautiful girls that were right in front of me. Anyway…

I was gonna say…

"Face Shape: Cherubic.

Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.

When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".

Where even is the satire?

Don’t worry the other apps are still full of them, and my boss still uses them for every department meeting.

Hear me out…

The Descent but it’s on the moon.

Oh no

While that’s more accurate to the character, and I love the idea of a 90s Austin Powers with white man dreads and a rastacap… You know what, nevermind. I was going to say grunge is funnier but I’d happily watch either one.

It would however be hilarious if the opening number was Austin dressed in JNCO jeans and an oversized T-shirt dancing through the streets of London to grunge music.

Florida will be like Mexico in 2080? Somehow I think Florida will be more like Atlantis, but I guess we’ll see.

Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

And if Homer was 38 now in 2024 he’d have been the same age as this crowd is in the screenshot 😬

I don’t understand why they couldn’t cover the convention just because a guy got shot at a Trump Rally. You’d think the impetus would be on the GOP to postpone their rally or something, why does Comedy Central have to be symbolically sympathetic one?