my friend told me the last bike they purchased was from aliexpress and they rode that shit for years cross-country. link your favorite aliexpress bike so I can inexplicably keep a bike in my small apartment and use it twice a month thanks
thank you babe my number one fan please don’t waste your vote
emojipasta (and twitter but this one is definitely emojipasta that was just reposted on twitter) is usually where they originate but you’ve gotta suffer reddit for that
can’t believe there’s an electoralism megathread for the election in the ELECTORALISM COMM which should be the one sub happy to take any and every electoralism thread, but every other comm has 100 electoralism centered posts on the daily.
For example:
I’m so tempted to get a print of The Railroad that Leads from Earth to Hell by Milton W. Garnes (https://www.loc.gov/pictures/item/2014648400/) because it’s essentially an 1800 Ben Garrison comic with V being ‘Victory for Satan’ and X being ‘Crossroads of Destruction’ lol.
Also really adore this lithograph of a waterfall & aurora by Carl Svante Hallbeck. Will most likely get and hang a print of this somewhere as it is cozy.
Tell me why I shouldn’t get this colored version of the Flammarion engraving hung somewhere in my living room so guests can go ‘wtf is that’
Wanderings of a Comet…my beloved…
anyways I am sure one of you Hexbears will post something better than these 4 - maybe even some propaganda posters that surpass it. can’t wait.
post the link cause if you don’t get it I WILL
died doing what he loved - sucking toes!! 
I get the ‘need’ some surgeons may have for background music during operations (honestly if I were a surgeon I absolutely would be playing something in the background) but it is insane to me that some hospital board justified paying for a Pandora corporate (?? do they even have corporate licensing lmao) subscription & having IT support it instead of just buying a soundbar or something with an aux input/cd drive and telling the surgeons to supply their own tunes.
actually i can see some hospital board justifying it given the number of stories i’ve heard from my parents over the years regarding their hospital’s board lol
to the foolish doomer, it may seem like good things never happen but arguably more good things happen every day than bad. every breath you take, every day the sun rises – these are all objectively miracles.
Never smoke weed more than every 4 days or it starts to build up in you and stops being really fun or inspiring and just becomes a dissociative lifestyle.
skill issue
you will never get me to install mint i will die on windows 10 until it reaches EoL and I cry & re-enable TPM and go to 11 where I will die on it until it reaches EoL and I cry 
the terminally online emote was meant to be me!!! Speaker had it right.
the linux propaganda on c/technology strikes again 
i’m sorry but the main picture of this post is fucking hilarious lmao. they didn’t even handcuff/chain Lenin or Stalin because the motherfuckers are too suave.
Ах, товарищ MaoTheLawn - ты наконец-то добрался! О, ты беспокоился обо мне? Забавно, условия в этой тюрьме не такие уж плохие - они, правда, надели цепи на новичка, но я думаю, это просто потому, что они хотели показать пример. В любом случае, заходите - нам есть что обсудить!is how I imagine they would’ve spoken if they could’ve seen you try to free them
when did we collectively, as a society, agree that souls actually exist?? didn’t philosophers and scientists spend like a cumulative 1000 years arguing over this & doing dumbass experiments like weighing people before and after they died, only to come to the conclusion that - if souls do exist - they are ephemeral and cannot be observed??!?! save me Kant save me 
Game of Thrones chatbot innocent. Can’t wait until the Futurama-esque trial where a jury votes to convict a chatbot for murder instead of convicting the parents who let their depressed 14yo have access to a .45.
MY POTTED PLANTS LOOK BETTER WITH MOSS AND I’M NOT BUYING THE FAKE SHIT
That monkey bastard when the villagers took his ass to court: