They probably wanted to get to the party in Enstone, rather than listen to more complaining.

Hey I’m not judging. Whatever floats your boat.

Or stops it sinking.

If only there was a way of storing them, like piling them up in some kind of way….

Prince Andrew’s moved into his new gaff then.

It was inevitable that things would come to a head.

I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?

“Wins” the opportunity to be “head bastard”.

That photo. The internet has ruined me.

Has he arrested by officers from Scotland Yarg?

I can’t believe he thought he’d get a-whey with it.

Etc.

Is he trying to see the back of his head in the rear view mirror?

How are we supposed to pronounce it? Ever since they changed it from “monkey pox” to “mpox”, every time I see it mentioned I immediately have the tune to mmmbop in my head.

There seems to be a few zeros missing off the end of that figure.

“Up or down?”

How much more annoying the (much) younger generations would be.

I think it’s a great idea, but given there’s no budget for extra policing and most councils are on the verge of bankruptcy, how would this be enforced?

I can think of some suggestions, but they involve a fair amount of potential risk to the pedestrians which wouldn’t be acceptable!

So are the ghosts dressed as clowns, or are they the ghosts of clowns, or just regular ghosts in a clown hotel, or are the paying customers the clowns?

I didn’t even know sheep could hold a gun.

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I’m really disappointed that there must be a great pun here and I can’t think of it!

I’m sticking with “Twitter (currently known as X)”.