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Checks group, wait this isn’t The Oniion?

British woman, very large breasts, brunette in a makeshift studio early to meet d 2000s video. Gives head to two guys and has intercourse with one later on. It existed just before the gonzo porn(bang bus) boom. Had it on a hard drive that died and have never been able to find it. Don’t even know the name of the actress

Plus said corporations pay I mean lobby for them…

Is be interested to know if teacher pay in private education goes up as a result of vouchers. From what I have heard private education teachers are behind public often…

I do

They are responsible for protecting and serving the US constitution at all costs…

The boss has spoken!

Time to activate programmed obscelecense protocols

Oops I said the quiet part out loud

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I can’t try again because I can’t exit out …

Nosotros

I hear Elon is going to start a colony on Mars, they should go and demonstrate how wrong we were

I’m beginning to the the 2nd attempt on his life was staged too.

Surprised this is not the onion for once…

Wait people still watch CNN

Kyles mom has finally been dethroned

Mr grab em by the pussy will be your protector…riiiiight

Wait, are the snowflakes still crying over this years later?

My real juglists know!