Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, “There’s no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins.” Then they tell me, “And there’s no way a quarter of them are nude.”

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

MC Hammer & Nails Construction Co issued uniform

I’m trying to think of a more bizarre combination of a photo, it’s title, and the adjoining caption. I cannot.

The board had a meeting back in March. Fights had to be rescheduled due to consistent inaccurate size estimates. We are continuing, however, with asking registrants to provide density of ass hair.

This is the one. Right here, officer.

So odd as I feel I may be the Ying to your yang. The first zelda is maybe the only one I haven’t completed. I think it was incredible for it’s time but I think modern controls have left me in a place where I get bored with that entry too quickly.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

Correct, it is just tolerated heavily

Highlander rules state there can only be one though.

I do not train horses but am an animal and have had a few animals as pets. No one likes shit on their head. I’m glad you gave credence from an actual expert on the subject but I could smell the bullshit from this caption a mile away.

Every time I hear the argument you get what you pay for with apple, I’m curious if this fucking thing does your taxes and makes you coffee too.

Ahhh, good find! Yea that’s the bait and switch then. I mean I guess I’m callous to publishers requiring accounts within their ecosystem but at least be upfront about it. That’s just dirty.

Ahh, makes sense. More of an anger towards the bait and switch then. I figured this would be the most severe, especially for H2 fans who had already been playing for weeks! Additionally, seems crazy for GoT to have it considering the vast majority is single player.

I wasn’t aware you needed a console to create a PSN account in some places, that’s nuts.

I’m curious if Sony had properly advertised their account creation requirement much earlier on if people would’ve accepted. (At least for multiplayer games) I’m some regards, maybe it’s better they didn’t so gamers could bring this to the forefront more often with publishers in the future.

Appreciate the response!

Gotcha, I had read 118 countries last night but I get that it’s a huge amount.

For comparison I found these today:

Epic games is basically available everywhere but Iraq and north Korea

Xbox supported countries seemed to be about 100ish but I think I’ve heard maybe their ToS wasn’t as restrictive.

Nintendo only appears to support a handful of countries for their online accounts but obviously they aren’t selling to PC gamers.

I figured amount of countries was a big factor. I’m one of those oblivious selfish bastards who has the accounts for everything above and doesn’t have issues so I was curious for those who cannot. Appreciate your response!

This may be a dumb question and I’m truly not trying to start fanboy nonsense but can anyone explain why this recent push by Sony is different than having to have an Xbox account for Halo MCC or Epic Games account for something like It Takes Two? Is it those are available in more countries? I’m on board with the hate of this type of crap and Sony deserves it but just curious why these last two releases are different than previous publishers and multi account requirements?

First thing I noticed too. Odd how something like that happens. Reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan male seahorse joke.

After all, you and me baby? Ain’t nothin’ but mammals.

They’re obviously advertising to folks flying in private jets. The fresh maker is not for the common riff raff.

I figured more folks would get the reference. But to be clear I’m very familiar with Wawa… Maybe too much.

Do you even know what a Wawa is… Girl?