He stuck his finger up his ass which caused the fumble

What if they drafted a QB who’s good at passing and put both of them in the backfield together. One snap you have runny QB, the next snap you have passy QB the defense never knows what’s coming.

I couldn’t imagine missing an opportunity like that

Erin Dolan looks like she’s going clubbing to a garbage bag/pajamas themed night

That’s my secret, Cowboy fan. I’m always angry