I don’t know how I’d feel about a 7 year old playing God Of War…

Hi my name is Christopher Maloney. You know me now. You can’t say that anymore.

Xbox because it’s got Xbox GamePass, I’d suggest first letting them play Hi-Fi Rush. It’s ridiculously good for the fact it had literally no marketing and was shadow dropped. It’s also hilarious.

The game is literally about finding out if we’re not alone on the universe. They’ve been very up front about that. Why everyone came in expecting fucking Mass Effect Part Four I don’t know.

“Why are most of the planets empty!?” Sir. I encourage you to build your own starship and check out a thousand planets.