The gas stoves themselves aren’t the only reason, but they help contribute to a lower lifespan. Also 2 years over the course of, like, 75 years? Yeah that sounds about right

You still have more weed left? Dude what’s your home address? I’ll meet you in like 20 minutes

That’s the only reason it got my upvote

I’ll give you 3 guesses

To be fair, hordes of people believing in the Anti-Christ is also supposed to be one of the signs

3. Penis worms?

I was in Spirit Halloween yesterday and they had a Hawk Tuah costume (it was like a handyman jumpsuit that said something like “Hawk Tuah Lubricants”)

https://open.spotify.com/track/1PtSZxxrrOn98E1m6s6IhY?si=dEfxxRm2TPG35pGFv6p_sg

You’re good my dude <3

Somebody get this man some ice to fry!

Goddammit that’s what I was gonna do

I’m kind of surprised that College has always been low

Hide yo kids, hide yo mice

While I do admit that the latter option is much funnier, it’s probably the former. That or they built all the above-ground rooms perfectly to scale, but didn’t know the exact layout of the service/security tunnels? Idk, but that is definitely an odd choice of wording

You’re giving him a LOT of “benefit of the doubt”. On a larger scale, the whole argument of federal vs state rights is really just a more nuanced way for them to make a “not in my backyard” argument. They want the states to be able to choose not because it would give more freedom or anything like that, it’s because they want THEIR state to be able to make something illegal, which is the opposite of more freedom

Answering both of our rhetorical questions at once: “because they were black”

How the fuck is “acquitted conduct sentencing” allowed and not a flagrant violation of justice? What the hell happened to “innocent until proven guilty”?

Standards can and will be dropped at the first sign of a big enough check made out to Lorne

Lol wrong SSN, but I think you knew that

It’s so camp that it’s unironically a great film