A bidet ain’t 100% clean. Sometimes there is small residue which you notice when you dry with toilet paper. I got a handheld bidet btw and since installing it 10y ago I really hate pooping without.

Tell me you have autism without telling me you have autism.

I can attest to this. I’m a security analyst / incident responder for a large organization. 9 out of 10 times we get a “malware domain” hit on our network sensors, it’s due to malware being pushed in ads. It’s real and it’s dangerous. Our entire organization runs adblockers.

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The beatings will continue until Photoshop is mastered.

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moderator who would delete posts with traction and repost it himself for karma

I’ve had this happen to me, it felt so fucking wrong lol. My thread got deleted by the mod and he reposted it as a sticky on his own name without so much mentioning me.

I was thinking 4/20 isn’t right today since day comes before month and I’ll just celebrate it when it’s… Ah shit

The sad part of this is somehow thinking that payment solves any problem. Like, idk what they would pay me, just bring back my dead wife/child/father whatever. You can’t fix everything with money.

put my parents on a auto update and locked down Ubuntu after having to repair their malware ridden laptop for the thousands time. Haven’t heard a complaint in 2 years now, all they do is login and click the Firefox logo anyway.

“yes boss we need another 20 dns servers” “idk why dns traffic is so heavy these days”

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Uuuh my cheap Android phone can do that from the gallery. Its called collage

Fcking lol

Multiple people working together with 1 goal? Like a … Company?

You have a sidewalk, that is obstructed sometimes. Having a sidewalk puts in like the top 10% of countries instantly lol

Oh god or when you can choose between 4/5/23 or 5/4/23 and your like… ‘_’

Exactly. As an aquarium hobbyist there is a massive price difference between pumps. Something with the same specs on paper can cost €50 for a cheap brand vs €250 voor a top brand. But the top brand sells parts online and has manuals listing all the parts and serial numbers . They are also available after 20 years and run more quiet and reliable overall. The cheap or nameless pumps are made to throw away when they malfunction, which they do in a few years.

The nasty part is that there are brands which charge top dollar and pretend to be top but sell you crap anyway

Ever heard of Israel?

Yes, and now an option for the 99% of population that has no IT background lol