i think we humans are just not in tune with our emotions, we’re so chronically isolated and depressed that we never learn to pick up on small vibes and how to help others deal with tough times.

Animals on the other hand have no such worries, they pick up on clues that you’re sad and do what they can to help, and over time they learn that the human always laughs and feels better when they lay on their chest and incessantly lick their face.

sounds like you’ve done got gotten

languages change gramps, get with the times.

i think fireworks are nice but they’re to a large degree something from a different age and at this point we should only really be using smaller volcano-style ones, and like holy shit we have drone technology, why aren’t drone displays standard in any vaguely populated area?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lnBmYAiduo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyEWcfn7rT0

look at this shit, it’s so cool! can we please push for this to be the standard?

i’ve had the beer and wine that everyone else insists tastes great and it tasted like actual poison with zero redeeming qualities, so i’m left to conclude that those who enjoy alcohol are just suffering from stockholm syndrome and/or addiction.

at least with coffee there’s the actual coffee flavour buried underneath the fact that it’s all but burnt to coal, so i can see how someone with sufficiently desensitized tastebuds might enjoy it, and i can sort of enjoy it if i drown it in milk and chocolate.

my man i taste the beer and it makes me retch, what the fuck else do you want me to do? is my opinion invalid until i’ve pickled my tastebuds and my liver tries to escape from my mouth?

it’s either AI generated or written by someone who has to meet a minimum word quota and desperately wishes for another job

you need to eat better chocolate, normal dark chocolate tastes fine if a little bitter.

it literally looks like a fucking mogus

beer tastes like roadkill and nothing will change my mind, i’ll take the liberty and tits though

skibidi lometer

they treat the government like irish fae, supreme power that is magically bound to follow certain rules and if you play around those rules they’re powerless

i’m sure they think dora the explorer was a documentary, swiper no swiping!

awww rats

yeah i can see that, if you need the space more and eat eggs a lot anyways then it definitely makes sense to keep them outside the fridge.

But for me who eats an egg every now and then and buys 6 or maybe 10-12 packs, i don’t even consider keeping them outside the fridge.

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the fuck is this shit doing in a solarpunk community lmao, this is just made up nonsense you’d see on facebook

because it relies on the… i don’t remember the name of their position but they’re the top judges, it relies on them to actually say that it counts as an official act, and since the majority of them are corrupt republicans they’ll just find a way to say “well actually what biden did wasn’t an official act”.

It’s just a farce to make people think the country still has a functional legal system and government when in fact they pulled out the life support years ago…

because butter is expensive as shit and it doesn’t taste that much better, and i’m pretty sure the idea that butter is magical is to a significant degree just dairy industry propaganda.

margarine is fine, cheap, and doesn’t rely on an industry that exploits and mistreats animals, so i see no reason to use butter.

i mean as much as anyone can be these days, yes?

not sure what about that joke is worrisome given the general standard online…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ

given that satan isn’t actually evil and basically got punished for not wanting to mindlessly follow god, this gecko should tell you about mutual insurance companies, which are owned by their members and don’t make a profit.

well not after blowing 200 bucks on parking lot botox, no