Mine would be mostly the same as yours, but with the added:
Shame about not being able to buy alcohol between 10pm and 10am…

Exactly… Taps side of nose and winks

This is what I love about living in Edinburgh, granted half the year I’m up and away well before the sun is even considering getting out of bed, but the sky is so… mutable here. Love it.

Apple should be broken up about this.

Goddamn right!
Not sure if you meant upset at the environmental costs, or being literally broken up into a bunch of smaller companies. I agree in both ways.
They talk big about “doing their part” to bring down e-waste, but if you look at their actions… it’s clear that they’re doing at most the bare minimum.
It’s performative.

running a rooted android phone is far less problematic

Google is changing that. There’s been difficulties with running a rooted android for ages now, mainly with certain apps (banking apps most frequently) either not running, or not running correctly, on a rooted phone/unlocked bootloader/running a custom ROM. Google is now putting through app checks so developers can tell if an app was installed via the Play Store or sideloaded.
Here’s an article about it.

Anyway, back to iDevices. I’d say it’s definitely worth it to keep trying on your iPad, if I have time and patience this weekend I’ll have a shot at jailbreaking mine again, and report back if I’m able to get it working and how.

This is a very common term. I encountered it back home in Canada frequently, and just as much here in the UK.

Yeah, I have a mini 2(?) running 9.3.6 and it’s gotten harder to get the jailbreak working the last few years. I had the exact same connection issues as you, and if I recall, I used a brand new official cable the last time I got it working. Running win10. I’ve not had it running for about a year now, same issues again and I can’t be bothered to get another brand new official cable.

tips hat and rides off into the sunset on a giant red stapler

What they said is still valid, and the point they were making aligns with yours.

We don’t know since that’s different for everyone - but we all agree at some point.

That point is, in our societies, the legally mandated limit of blood alcohol content. How many beers does it take to hit that limit? Without some specific knowledge of an individual, literally no one could say with any certainty. We could make generalities:
One beer over an hour, when drank with a moderately heavy meal.

But there’s no way to say “This is too many beers!” Because it is entirely a per person situation. Hell, some people wouldn’t blow over the limit and be so drunk they can’t stand up.

Why would you do that to Milton? He’s clearly the hero of the movie. A humble, kind at heart man…pushed beyond the limits of what anyone should have to bear! So he went a little pyro, they shouldn’t have taken his goddamn stapler!

#MiltonDidNothingWrong!

Absolutely! Would be just like that bunch of he was actually an illegal!

Don’t call me “guy,” buddy!

And the guy I was responding to got it wrong too, so I winged it…

Not much of a story really, just about a decade of it suggesting something completely different from what I was trying for.

Well I ain’t your friend, buddy!

That’s why I call it autoassume

Just gonna leave this here…

Edit: guess some folk are still pissed about the war of 1812… Either that or they really hate The Arrogant Worms…

He might have gotten his citizenship due to the circumstances of his birth and parentage, but I’m sure I speak for most Canadians when I say: He’s not our buddy, guy!

Maybe they should stop churning out shit, making always online shit, and just generally being shit.

Nice! Took me the better part of 5mins to dredge his name from the deepest folds of my memory, glad I got it right.

Just do what Professor Xavier does, use that big ol’ noggin of yers to levimitate yerself so’s it looks what like year walkins!

I know you’re probably being sarcastic, but actually yes!