Seats made of knives and sandpaper

He was originally nominated for SCOTUS by Obama to be that centrist pick.

But he was hired by Biden as AG after having that opportunity permanent denied him, embarrassingly and publicly, with the thought being that he’d be ready to pursue the types of people that used his legacy as a pawn with vigor. When he was nominated, general thought back then was that he may be ready to pursue his work with more intention as a result of what had transgressed.

If not for the Obama nomination and SCOTUS denial I would agree with you, but there was supposed to be more to him after having endured the gop’s horseshit, when in any other time in our history he would have just been a rubber stamp approval. Garland probably would have been a good Supreme Court Justice for the same reasons he’s a horrible failure as AG.

For those that can afford to enter the box and maintain all of its required ancillary pieces, you may very well be able to have that experience and save yourself “the burden” of thought or choice, yes.

Voting is hard too, having to research multiple candidate’s histories against their stated intentions, marketing and funding sources can be downright exhausting at times, maybe you can let Apple do it for you?

Raising your kids includes so many difficult and impactful choices… Maybe we can send our kids to Apple, pay a subscription, and they can raise them as might best boost shareholder value?

It’s not shameful.

Rather than hanging on your inference, please just say what you are trying to say here?

This is an absolute god damn failure. Merrick Garland is a spineless, neutered, impotent, milquetoast, coward and that’s exactly how history should remember him.

As long as you stay in your box.

Sure thing, donny dipshit!

Is it a gratuity?

[Everyone claps and cheers and slowly starts a chant]

“Cow-ard… Cow-ard… COW-ARD! COW-ARD!”

0% of people (who aren’t idiots grasping at straws on social media) refer to the FBI as the police.

We’re waiting, man… trump says biden wants to abort children after they are born, “10 months even… Some are saying” Start there, defend that bullshit artist. Go ahead, embarrass yourself

So the point you’re making is that you can have the same funding source buy a cap gun or a rocket launcher… And you’re equally comfortable with either pointed at your thick head? Tight.

Joke.

Oh, go ahead. Humor us?

I disagree and refer you to my previous statement.

Defend biden against the lies trump talks about him constantly. Go ahead, friend. We’re all on the edge of our seats. Seriously man, we’re moisturizing our hands in prep for all of the clapping to come

You actually won’t become wealthy.

The people who weren’t born destined for it are the only ones that sit around imagining what it would be like…

I’m just a “temporarily embarrassed millionaire!”

Good job headline… Helping out these ghouls by using the milquetoast “austerity” rather than, “grandma can fucking choke on cat food for all I care, my yacht needs a yacht, you fucking peasants!”

“Ohhhh, You’re tough now, aren’t you motherfucker… HE’S A DEI!!! A DEI, DEI, DEI!!! Get his DEI ass out of here!!!”

-transcript from inside the gop’s cavernous heads, rolling around next to the guilt for never actually reading the bible and the last 5 grindr messages they responded to

First “gop lawmaker” is REALLY a far too generous stretch for a boebert descriptor. “gop participant and known public handjob aficionado” maybe…

Second, the gop always DESPERATELY needs an acronym to funnel their implant hate through - seems clear that the emerging favorite these days is DEI with a hard “R”. Fucking cowards.

kavanaugh with a few 100k for the baseball ticket stuff, right?