It’s because it’s fake ass cinnamon in the first place. It’s a common enough fraud that the manufacturer should’ve been super skeptical, especially for a manufacturer of baby food - probably just thought if they didn’t test that they’d be able to wash their hands of whatever was in it.

Probably right too…

At least half of this money is going straight to stock buybacks

Maybe if all these zoomlineals stopped buying avocado toast and Zoloft they’d be able to scrape together a few million dollars for a McDonald’s of their own

Then they could simply purchase things from their friends McDonald’s in a circular fashion to increase the GDP infinitely

We need some more of these in Congress am I right???

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I think people who sold all their things to make this work couldn’t have been too rich

Maybe boomers who planned to just die before the cruise was over??

Strategic alliance between Trump CHUDs and vore guys

Same energy as “race riots”

The scale of the damages from this company are of the sort where I’m convinced China would sentence at least a few dozen executives and major landlords to

But anyway it’ll be great if this company pays XX million fines and shuffles the UI around while their entire business model continues to be automated price fixing

Picture of guy getting the shit beat out of him while students hold his arms

A captured tank driver is helped to safety by students as the crowd beats him, on June 4, 1989, in Tiananmen Square.

Haha, thanks, Atlantic

There’s definitely more gruesome photos than what’s in there. I noticed they didn’t include any of the soldiers burnt to death.

I wonder if they have TV ads with sad coal miners paid for by their version of Koch Industries?

Just kidding. I know they don’t.

She has the honor of pre-splattering the flag in blood before it’s used on the front lines

Pretty woman photo

Real name™️ handle

Suspiciously odd amount of numbers after handle

Shill checkmark

Yep, it’s “Bots X’ing Bots” time over at Xitter

Rare anti-terrorist IDF W

That’s ten billion, which seems like a pittance for becoming a march…

The damage from auctioning all their state owned enterprises in the middle of a war to please these ghouls will surely total to more than that.

I’m imagining a Scooby-Doo moment where the mask is pulled off of the German uyghur-protectors and it’s old man Reichburger all along

Is there dead babies somewhere? Probably, I don’t want to look for it either. Was there exactly 40 beheaded babies that journalists claimed “were hidden but reported by the IDF so it was impossible to verify”? Well, I might have a bridge to sell you.

I’m pretty sure LiveLeak used to have 40 hours of IDF sniping children uploaded to it daily

Of course, it would be just as useful if they claimed 0.4 babies or 4,000,000 - the only thing that really matters is they have a unified line the media can repeat ad nauseum for the next month.

I hope those people living in the Midwest making 40K a year got their income bumped up to 60-70K a year so they could afford the new housing market.

That’s the real rub with these studies that use national averages. It’s not affordable for anyone, anywhere - unless you’re blessed with a remote job paying HCOL money and don’t mind moving somewhere where the nearest doctor is an hour away and the local past time is fentanyl and larceny.

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What a way to preempt an article