Since everyone alreadyentionre CR7 and Rooney I will go further back and say it: this is Van Basten-esque, what the fuck.

If you shove someone from behind with no intention of getting the ball that’s overly aggressive. This is a textbook double punishment.

Tomori was sent off against Chelsea for this exact same foul. Parisi shoves Theo and doesn’t even try to get the ball, so by the rules it’s a red.

The automated VAR cameras (12 in total) shoot at 50fps.

HA! We have an actual wonderkid and another three/four potential future starters and are dominating the youth league. See you in St. James’s Park!

At this rate, our next CL game will probably be played with youth players - on both sides.

Horribly accurate.

Porco dio che culo che hanno.

Just for reference, La Verità isn’t what you would call “a rag” because that would be disrespectful towards rags.

I cant choose one out of Costacurta and Nesta, it’s disrespectful

Hot man with the hot take.

That’s the clearest second yellow ever.

Emerson Palmieri had Mancini’s nudes.