Politically_Normal_Work_Account [he/him, she/her]

the US: *gives its the majority of its productive capacity to one country*

China: lol k

the US: *starts a trade war with that country*

China: lol k

the US: *can’t produce anything*

China:

the US:

My current “paladin” (zealot barbarian) is an extremely thinly veiled Fantasy Catholic and i fully encourage you to go that way when you can, its great. You can use it for comedy, commentary, tragedy, or all of the above, whatever. My guy is an ignorant spoiled prissy bastard but he’s been raised and educated explicitly to fill the precarious position of model minority within the church. His privilege hinges on supporting empire and desperately believing unserious contradictory shit that hurts people (including sometimes him). His dumbassery is funny but becomes crushingly depressing whenever we accidentally think about his circumstances for more than 30 seconds 🥰 the rest of the party’s reactions when he occasionally gets his leash yanked is always great fun

If you do a more serious interpretation, the mental gymnastics and willful ignorance you get to play with are genuinely wonderful, and if you want to take it in more of a jokey direction then you have a great real-life foundation to build comedy on that everyone else at the table is familiar with. i love your 2nd christian “hey check out this hot new thing my buddy mike invented - its called ‘papal supremacy’. yeah, he’s the papal, why do you ask?” thing too, very fun.

disenfranchise

no normal person talks like this, extreme moment

what the owl said, but also you cutting your partners’ hair isn’t exactly great for the hairdressers’ business. its like netflix telling you not to pirate lmao

when most of the dialogue didn’t have a voice over I was more invested

you can turn that off in the settings if that’s not your vibe, i didn’t like being read to either. i think you can have every word spoken, only the dialogue being spoken, or no voice-over at all

This is why there will never be a Sims 5

correct. how silly those sims players are

or a World of Warcraft 2

NO NO WAIT THE TREAT I LIKE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND BASED ACTUALLY

when hades 2 dropped everyone was freaking out about how Aphrodite must be trans because of her jawline, i assume its more of that. even when they do get the half naked skinny woman they say they want, they’ll still invent shadows to jump at. its not about whats actually happening, its about how chuds want to feel (persecuted and righteously furious)

DEI also means trans people and the evil lgbts. like, i read this to mean she has a ““trans woman chin”” which was the exact same problem these freaks had with aphrodite in hades 2.

damn i was using this literally yesterday to figure out fabric dimensions. I’m sewing something MEDIEVAL, how did ye olde people do this without a calculator

i’m not sure thats applicable really, like, normal libs in my life have called the current labour admin red tories, but i don’t think they’ve ever even heard the term “red fash” because that’s some obscure shit. and while labour may not be red in the commie sense, i don’t think we could get them to change the entire parties branding lmao

and i like getting to insult them

god i wish people would stop making me look at his tumblr posts my mutuals are good artists and stuff but god they reblog cringe sometimes smh

why… why would you even credit that?? chatgtp’s shit isn’t copyrighted and nobody has anyway to know that’s where you got it.

like, if you’re going to use AI answers just steal them you dumbass, its only speculation. the words “could” and “might” can do so much heavy lifting

Charles Koch money

i love how status quo libs seem to struggle with the idea that anyone on earth just legitimately disagrees with them. its like they don’t understand the concept of genuine beliefs – which raises the question of where the fuck their opinions come from

and sites have fucked themselves over by giving every user these instincts. Every few months I auto-click away something i’d actually want or cancel an update just because its a pop up and i’ve spent the last 20 years of my life killing them on sight.

god this is art. i feel like even if i had 0 context i’d love this

i love watching the lib dems struggle against their choice to fuck over literally all of their voters the one (1) time they’ve ever been in power. who could have possibly foreseen that having consequences