How kind of the Fruit Company to induce business for AliExpress and others in the Western Pacific

See this Korean-style breakfast toast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCDPXisHsfA

When I was in college, I had the rule of not buying anything that is >$1.50 per pound. This is what I was reduced to (prices may be different now due to inflation and geo area):

1. Apples, oranges, grapes, strawberries when they are on sale
2. Milk, yogurt
3. Pork shoulder, chicken quarters, thighs, drumsticks
4. ground pork, ground beef
5. Carrots, broccoli, potatoes, cabbage (you’ll be surprised at how good thinly sliced cabbages taste in a sandwich)

You gotta rollback the divorce first before rolling back the kid. Good news is that if you roll back the marriage after that, you’ll still end up in an unmarried state

At what pace threshold is it appropriate to just call it a comma?

In HongKong, and I’m sure in some other places, paper currency is actually made of bearer bonds:

Note (see what I did) the small text of “Promises to pay the bearer on demand at its office here”, that’s when/where the bank gives you coins, or their Monopoly looking-ass 10 dollar bill, issued by the government.

Blinken’s face before his jetlag even subsides

source: https://xkcd.com/150/

Turns out the M in DMCA stands for memes in 2023 :(

https://lemmy.world/c/fuckcars

The Soylent was within us all along~

I got bombarded by ads for this recently: is that the Jack in the Box clown? Or just a generic one?