ConkSat is the only good thing on linkedin. It’s a god-tier aerospace parody account

No

Though I have heard that lions mane mushroom is tasty to cook and eat. So it has that going for it

Start the Bell Riots

You’re gonna damage your enamel if you brush that often. You do not have to brush every time you eat (unless you have a specific situation where a dentist advises you to, I guess).

Also, the concept of halitosis was popularized in order to advertise mouthwash

It fucks so hard!!!

I also recommend this “press conference” he did before the super bowl, in which he put on a show instead of actually answering any press questions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjxHZ5Od7zs

If you’re getting into Prince, I have to recommend his super bowl halftime show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WYYlRArn3g

It’s one of my favorite musical performances ever. And it’s only 12 minutes!

Gender essentialism

Started another attempt at pathologic 2. It’s actually been quite a while since I’ve played any games, but patho has been showing up in my dreams lately, so I decided to give it another go

I think that’s a really bad faith interpretation of his comment

   what

What do you think the worst classic rock song is?

Jack & Diane

What is the most overrated band or artist?

I’ve never liked Van Halen

Because it’s a scene about fucking the bear, duh

Then go over to Texas and you tend to get genuinely, weirdly friendly people.

So true though. I’ve lived here my whole life, but most of my coworkers are from other states. I’m the one that’s always convincing people to eat lunch with me instead of alone at their desks. It’s been fun getting all these dorks to open up and get to know each other.

I also enjoy occasionally sprinkling some leftist stuff into these lunch conversations. Nobody expects communism from the person with the yeehaw accent

No gender for me, thanks. I find it very freeing to step away from all that and allow myself to behave and present and think of myself however I want to.

In my day to day life, most people see me as a woman. I’m okay with letting them think that. Deep down, I am emphatically not a woman (or a man either), but I don’t want to deal with the social repercussions of trying to come out as nonbinary/agender at work, so I just live with it. It helps that my coworkers are lovely people who don’t expect me to perform femininity at all.

It’s not a vegetable, but it is made of (mostly) vegetables.

I mean, not really. Sometimes people get surgery for curves that are real bad, but if your curve is mild to moderate, you’re probably just gonna have to live with it forever

Minus the scoliosis