Zuckerberg will do a video of him smoking some thot’s ass meat. With Sweet Baby Ray’s, of course.

At least he was curious enough to step out of his bubble for a day and find out what it’s like. That’s better than the rest of them.

I remember an old school conspiracy theory about technology that could read tiny movements in your vocal cords that mimic thoughts.

While I doubt the technology to read minds remotely actually exists, I’m sure the techbros and their various financiers are working toward it.

Trump being outed as a pedophile won’t even remotely shake the support of the religious right.

They already sold their souls on the altar of a golden calf. They’re too proud to admit it.

Hell yeah. Prioritize enjoying life.

I realized that giving a fuck is overrated. It’s all going to burn anyway. Quit caring so much. It’s beyond your control.

Enjoy living in the end of days.

The Poles and Finns should agree to take half each and invade together.

I’m ashamed that I forgot about Leonard Peltier. Ridiculous miscarriage of justice to lock up a native rights activist.

American fascism is not a new thing. It’s just going mainstream now.

Justice Alito delivered his concurring opinion with Trump’s mushroom cock inserted in his mouth. Yet another first for The Court.

If we’re for real getting a dictator, let’s at least be smart about it. Don’t give it to the conman or the insane Heritage Foundation and Federalist Society christofascists. What’s Gen. Mattis doing these days? He’d make an excellent dictator.

At the conclusion of a satisfying meal, Americans are expected to fire their Breakfast Guns into the air in the parking lot. It’s considered courteous, and it signals to others where a good breakfast can be found.

The US and probably the entire world would improve for everyone in a very short time frame if American billionaires were rounded up and arrested. These people are criminals. They have captured the republic and turned it into their casino, where the taxpayer subsidizes their losses. They are making the planet unlivable.

If you think the status quo is okay, you are not paying attention.

That’s sadness. Modern American cinema is not subtle.

Order the DOJ to arrest and confiscate the assets of all billionaires on charges of treason. Send them to Guantanamo and give them a closed door “trial.”

Enemies of the state. All of them.

Everyone keeps trying to sugarcoat this. We all saw what we saw. Biden did fairly well overall, but there were moments that showed that he’s lost it at times. Being President ages you 4 years each year. He and Trump are both practically 100 at this point.

He needs to restore confidence by having a strong successor.

Cruelty is the point profitable.

The entire Democratic Party is sleeping on Andy Beshear. He checks all the boxes and then some. Young, smart, progressive, popular in a deep red state, etc.

He should at least be considered for VP.

Don’t knock a deep dive into the Battle of Midway until you’ve tried it.