Black gold, one might say!

I believe they call it “job security”

Yea, you can’t really tell. Maybe she’s from Canada and was just being polite.

Have we considered where the initial matter for replicators comes from? Perhaps ships have a dedicated tribble store to be used for harvesting matter similar to modern day poultry farms.

Clearly didn’t win Mega Millions; no beef jerky in that cart.

Well butter my burger and call me custard! This is almost as wholesome as the streets around South Bend, IN!

Nature is healing!

“We play on the throne”

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

A worthy reason to lose that rank pip.

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

The programmer’s fallacy: it worked on my machine!

In brightest day, in blackest night…

Sounds like this guy forgot to check if you pulled the string it would open a secret compartment revealing an embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party

They just failed to mention that their “AI” stand for “All Indians”

But what does Dupree have to say about it?

I’m not your pal, hombre