Billy now has a promising career as a carny lined up.

Why does that remind me of this?

It would be funny if it weren’t so sad.

It shocks you when you make a grammatical or spelling mistake.

Billy will be fine with only 3 fingers! As is the American way!

Which is why we call and tell you all of this like 5 times. 🤷‍♂️

I work in storage. In my state, if you don’t pay your shit for like 30 days we can put a lien on it. We have to notify. If you continue to not pay it, we advertise twice in the paper, 1 week apart, then we auction you off on a website, where you can buy your own shit. Or if you lose, you have up until the moment the actual winner hands me cash money + deposit to pay your past due and resume ownership. All of this is like on a 90 day timeline.

And he did agree to that when he signed the lease on the storage space. It’s in the actual lease itself. The lease, depending on state, is required to delineate all of the steps. So he knows he is wrong. He knows he owes money. And he’s just mad. Boohoo. Pay your damn bill.

On the Gulf coast, why not both?

The Line Lay as The Line Like!

That’s my great grandma’s name. I think it’s pretty nice. Lol.

Belts and Roads. Belts and Roads…

They can be. If you wish for it.

Profit doesn’t matter if it doesn’t make the line go up! It’s a failing company because line didn’t go up! Tractors aren’t the product. Only line is product. All hail line. If we pray to line, perhaps line go up?

With a heavily divided legislature that only just passed the ACA before it exploded.

If feel the exact opposite about people who wear those long pointy cowboy boots. But seriously.

I blame the Dutch!

Jefferson also thought the constitution should be rewritten every 20 years so that each generation would not live under the tyranny of the previous.

Which is pretty dope. And mildly terrifying.

The only laws about child safety online should make it child abuse to let your kid on a damn platform.

I get it. Protect kids. But don’t fundamentally break the Internet for the sake of something that could be easily handled by parents that fucking pay attention to their children and treat them as more than object but as actual people instead of placating screams with screens.

Don’t ban steak because a child might choke while trying to eat one.

Clairvoyant???

???

Courts should not be the regulatory authority of pollutants. Experts in the field working within the bounds of a framework set forth by legislation should be. Bring back Chevron Deference.

This was a terrible decision.