Epic rap battles of history is my guess

Surreal

Accurate description of hexbear thought

I was planning to harvest the seeds from this one. I hope it was a raccoon and I hope someone got to see a raccoon rolling a pumpkin down the sidewalk

I live in a city, so maybe a raccoon

I started growing pumpkin plants in May so I would have big orange pumpkins and long vines in the yard for Halloween visitors. I had one big, beautiful, bright orange, basketball-sized pumpkin right at the corner of the driveway/sidewalk that I’ve been caring for since it was pollinated in late August.

This morning, I walked down the driveway and saw the vine was ripped and strewn across the sidewalk. Someone stole my fucking pumpkin last night

Born 1977

Born 1942

Born 1962

My appendectomy cost $10k out of pocket WITH $450/month INSURANCE

Wonder if they remember to put it on front facing?

It’s important they clarify it’s not 7 times larger

She very carefully didn’t say landlord though lol

Just a holdover of the “fossil fuels good, domestic jobs” crap. It’s a romanticized “manly job”; modern day coal miner. And a few key states have a lot of profitable fracking so they keep their talking points in regular rotation

Took a second. If I cross my eyes it’s like he’s looking right at me

White, married, make ~$160k/yr combined (pretax). No kids, vasectomy. Climate change and the complete lack of pro-natal infrastructure in our society is why. No nearby family to rely on, and by the time we finish our 8 hour days, neither of us has the energy to prepare a meal and care for a child. I don’t really love being alive and I’d have a lot of regret bringing in someone to a worse world and make them deal with that feeling every day

Pale, wearing red shirt makes him appear more red, bad white balance on camera, rosacea skin condition, sun damage by being a pale outdoor sports guy.

Almost all the murders were committed by pro cop reactionaries (think the only exceptions were Michael Reinhold used lethal force in self defense against a proud boy and someone else mentioned the biker chud that got lit up by a security guard).

Police injured tens of thousands (rubber bullets into eyes and groins, tear gas canisters to heads, sound weapons, batons, etc).

Doing a great job with the mega themes @thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net

Ah yes, the strategy of “ignoring well publicized storm reports” and “not taking a single well-established precaution such as lowering the rudder for stability and closing windows and doors”

Came here to post this

Am childless, having a vasectomy in 5 days