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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Yeah, I was going to say I look forward to reading a few articles about him in prison and maybe some pictures of him in an orange jumpsuit and his hair flopping over before everyone loses interest and he just fades away.

    Followed by a one paragraph obituary mentioning his death from advanced syphilis while still in prison.

    If his kids had any sense, they’d charge a buck a person for people to piss on his grave. They might be able to get the family fortune back to where it would be if their idiot father had just invested his inheritance in an index fund.


  • Raising my children, I got painfully aware of how “lasts” work.

    The last time your baby asks you to pick them up. The last time they ask you to take them trick-or-treating. The last time you read a bedtime story.

    The one thing that is common to all the lasts is you never know it was the last time until it’s too late. It’s always already a memory. At the time it seemed like every other time so you didn’t even savor it.

    What I’m trying to say is, if they manage to usurp the election this time, then 2024 won’t be the last democratic election. The last democratic election would be the previous one.