MrBlahOne

I tend to keep summaries very short. The fic with a 5 word summary has by far more Kudos than any of my other fics.

Where’s the love for POV 4th person???

I do first and third. Some stories work better in one as opposed to the other. For whatever reason, 2nd person doesn’t really do it for me.

Please spell the names of canon characters, locations, events and artifacts correctly.

I hope reddit’s IPO burns so hard that spez’s golden parachute catches fire.

spez can fuck himself. If he was on fire, I wouldn’t piss on him to extinguish the flames because it’s not fair to make the urine exist in proximity to that miserable fucking waste of oxygen.