for those not aware: this is not an actual forum user commenting on the game. this is a fake review included as flavor in the consumer-stylized “store” (your equipment/outfit/talent menus dressed up in hypercapitalist satire)

so is it on the nose? too much so? are we overthinking it? whose to say. the hypercapitalist satire has already had a recuperative effect if you are seeing this message; you already bought the game, so maybe these questions are irrelevant

we respond to your inner frequency. also iraqi dinars

thee, settinge the miller to the sworde, sowing: fucketh yes i saye

thee and thine, who knowe notte how turneth the millstone, reaping: verily doth this sucke

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No.

breaking melina URGED to find shelter as hexbear admin starts invasion of c/fakenews. c/the_dunk_tank warship headed for support, c/chapotraphouse on red alert as radical liberal hexbears start formation on c/badposting front

i’m sorry i have to say it

any time i see a picture of milei i double check to make sure i’m not looking at a still from a monty python skit

bombed in the butt by an idf drone hunting miniature hamas shrink ray operatives by evil chuck tingle

to further explain: it specifically hails from street ball courts, often wedged between urban apartment buildings, which were often brick buildings. “bricking” is shooting a shot so wild as to miss the backboard completely and hit the brick building behind the court.

mint condition presidential candidate, still in protective jean wrap

and people say Melina must be contained

sending volcel police to kissing incidents smh, what happened to the big push for hiring more local service social woogers

ubisoft needs to get comfortable with nobody ever playing the games they won’t sell to people

where did i park that thing

the effort to be comfortable with cognitive dissonance

the effort to ignore how burying your head gets sand way up in your nose

v-owl-demort

U.S. Navy Sailor could refer to anybody from a custodial grunt mopping floors in the galley to a [REDACTED; SECURITY PROTOCOL 4] so who’s to say what this means you know who’s to say not any of us that’s for sure

conservatism is setting a homeless man on fire liberalism is asking nextdoor if it’s okay first

a post that’s almost but not quite too good for badposting

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