well this is not far off. We had a whole year of remote learning and “computers” did teach the kids.

perfect

what if I’m really dead inside?

Even the virtual interactions need aome space lol

The accessory I remove after looking at the mirror is usually myself. I just give up going out. lol

Door? At the nativity? Did they finally got a room on the b&b?

this some young people meme i don’t understand

Remember god is a stranger that sees you when you’re in the bathroom.

Dude a friend send me a picture of his neighbour’s door. The guy put up the sign “We are christians and don’t celebrate the devil but we love kids” And the dude had a bucket of jesus stickers!

Sometimes I get a profound sense my life is shit like it always were, but a different shit, not the same every time.

Is everyone getting the same candy or do you have “kid” candy and “adult kid” candy? Asking for a friend.

That’s just an unconfortable pillow case

wow calm down Adolf

So it’s like the purge but with points or is it like the french revolution?! (Not that they are were very different lol)

Just want to make sure of the rules so I don’t kill my neighbour accidentally

I’m not against but I feel like we have to establish boundaries. Like how rich is rich game? Is a weathy dude huntable? What about people that won the lotery? I Imagine billionaires are the better target right?!

religion doing what religion does… men doing what men do…

What is the news!?

Oh yeah, so self controled… why don’t you buy a 3d printer then hun?!

Granted, she could have been having a weird reaction to a stroke or something,

Bless your heart

I laughed harder because my mom pulls nonsense like this from time to time but we just tell her and laugh like “wtf is this question? are you high?” It’s usually very funny

edit: I think it’s a brain fart that they say out lout

the ones that could totally happen are the worst