Time to bug out of this relationship.
Time to bug out of this relationship.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Shrimp.
A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.
Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!
If I was working 3 full time jobs, I too would want to permanently work from home.
Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!
*hate
Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.
Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!
Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE
That’s the spirit!
Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”
Take a look Kre-Alkalyn Efx. It’s a little different than the monohydrate, don’t need as much and don’t need to load/cycle. It works better for me.
Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”
Soapscotch?
Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?
Rumor has it that, late at night after the last passengers have departed the terminal, you can hear the sound of rolling suitcases being shuffled around and the groans of a grumpy woman trying to bend steel with her bare hands…