Anthony Blink’n at the exact moment America commits atrocities

he didn’t see nothin

gleez nuts

please somebody stop this freak from procreating

Well, yeah, but I’d be pretty happy if that happened in my industry.

yeah that sounds pretty blissful to be fair

does hexbear not count as news though?

And how did you make the switch? Just rawdogged that shit?

I’m being moron and watching Instagram reels at the moment which is not so much like me… think it’s as you said also a heart and brain factor. An avoidance thing.

Fuckin ell

yeah he’s gone soon

I once had the pleasure of interviewing a 102 year old and he was walking around with a zimmer, getting taxis to the community centre, hanging out with the crew…

Playdead Carti over here is fried

they could probably keep Biden alive as some sort of brainless fungus cell culture

LOL.

The amount of fucking idiot gammons saying ‘duhhghhh well done accomplished nothing stupid liberal wooowwww just a bit of paint that’ll be sorted in no time’

Eat shit

That’s wild. Yeah. I don’t know, not even cave. Cave people were the OG leafy tea drinkers. You’re homo-americanus, dwellers of the richest country in the world. A country born with a disavowal of all things natural and native. I am always shocked at the amount of premade stuff and sugar that goes into American recipes.

I’ve heard that this is more difficult than you’d think. If you look at sanctions against Venezuela, they were so comprehensive that you or your buyer get fucked before even getting close to a loophole like that.

They sort of do that when they build ports and stuff.

No fucking way lol. I used to go there as a kid all the time. Awesome museum. Planes and helicopters galore. They used to have a Spitfire dogfight simulator. And in the kids area they had a hang glider suspended that you could lie in.

Well, one summer when I was about 10, my school had a ‘read in wacky places competition’. So my dad takes a picture of me in this glider pretending to read a book. We submit it.

One day I’m standing around and some kid at school comes up to me. A not too bright 8 year old. He goes “did your really read on that glider!!??” I was like huh? Yeah? No big deal? His mind looks absolutely fucking blown.

Well, one day I see the board that all of the submissions have been stuck on. Turns out my dad had photoshopped me and my glider over an image of burning oil fields in Iraq.

Laughed my socks off.

Anyway, I’ve been meaning to go back revisit the museum for ages (it’s free to attend) so I’ll check it out when I’m there.

Look at this one. Could hardly be more nazi if they tried. When accused, the party spokesperson said 'oops… What a strange coincidence!"

The Hitler house

It’s a real jolt. I felt so god damn British in that moment. I get that y’all don’t bother with English Breakfast tea - it’s a somewhat acquired taste I suppose - I mean there’s a reason not everyone does it. But herbal teas? Do y’all not drink mint tea or any of that stuff either? Gotta be one of the very few places in the world to not drink herbal teas.

but do you condemn the terror attacks in Jaffa?

Anyway it’s a fucking cake obviously

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I like this one

Huh. Yeah, I uploaded a 25 second clip so I guess I wouldn’t have ran into a problem.

I agree with plants. Definitely at least some succulents. You can leave a cactus in the bathroom and never water it because it’ll absorb moisture from steam.

Warm coloured lamps, adjustable, or non adjustable but placed so your lighting can always match the mood.

Nice pair of speakers, if that’s your thing.

Disagree with what people are saying about art. Yes, get some art, but don’t rush it. Buy what really appeals to you. Don’t just get random shit for the sake of filling your walls.

Manual food processor. Chops and onion (or anything else) in 2 seconds. Doesn’t need to be plugged in. Costs 10 quid. Cleans out as easily as cleaning a bowl.

Couple fridge magnets?

The entire works of Lenin. No but seriously, a nice wooden bookshelf with a nicely assorted set of books.

General bric a brac. I now buy really tacky mini sculptures of British Wildlife whenever I see them in charity shops, and I put them all over the house.

Homemade stuff, if you like crafts. I made a funny weed box, where it looks like Agent Cooper from twin peaks is handing you a blunt.

So strange to hear that an electric kettle is not a standard item…

In the UK you’ll find them in every household because tea. Back when TV was the main entertainment source, some of the power grids biggest spikes were in BBC TV advert breaks, when everyone would go flick the electric kettle on to make a tea for the next part of the show.