The point is there’s no statistical difference between rolling one die an infinite number of times, rolling an infinite number of dice once, and rolling an infinite number of dice an infinite number of times.

When Pump Up the Jam was first broadcast, audiences feared it was real, and that jam would be pumped into their homes.

The lyrics give clues to the location of a buried golden hare that has never been found.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass.

Hence error 418.

Fortified with essential salts.

but it seems too good quality to be custom work and is definitely an official controller.

Custom official controllers are a thing.

That’s Shreking at your enemies.

Love Demetri Martin.

But the real story is weirder: the color is named after the fruit. Prior to the 16th century it was “yellow-red”.

Also carrots were not commonly orange when oranges arrived in Europe. The carrots we’re used to were hybridized from the earlier yellow, red, and purple varieties in the late 18th century.

This conversation is gastro-etymology, BTW.

I just looked it up, and apparently it’s /ɡɛʃ/.

Never would have guessed that.

Well obviously this flower is pollinated by ducks.

You’re thinking of trademarks. Copyright doesn’t work that way.

When public officials tamper with elections, it’s election fraud.

The guy from the Dan Brown movie was a ninja turtle?!

My favorite version was when Michael used it: “It’s a human insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.”

When I was growing up, the joke was “Nine months of rain, followed by three months of really wet weather.”

“3.6 violinists. Not great, not terrible.”

What’s wrong with that cat?

Right, like the guy with the negatronic brain isn’t going to be evil. Come on!