Pain kink

Yeah, he also didn’t buy the donkey high quality equipment right? Have you ever heard of an hyperbole?

Would also enforce the gun to squirt

Yeah, people look at this and think this is some sort of thoughtful and kind decision, when in reality this is a business decision to keep the donkey running. Because at the end of the day this donkey is enslaved for this mans gain.

I wonder how people would feel about a headline that looks like this “slave owner buys high quality tools and proper lifting equipment to help reduce stress from phisical labor for his slaves” what a saint right?

Oh yes, the fairness of the situation is very important to the owner that enslaves his donkey…

It’s more likely a business decision: donkey gets hurt = down time.

Fuck all of these people who abuse and enslave animals for profit

Damn, that is a huge fleshlight case

To be fair, carving a stick to be semi-smooth is an easy task that can be done on a horny whim

I guess I now beat people up?

Ask yourself this: is it cooked?

If it is, it’s soup, if it’s not, it’s a salad.

And if some parts of it are cooked and some are not, it is a salad and a soup mixed in some way.

Pizza would just be soup. Sushi for example is a soup and salad combo, since the rice is cooked (soup) and the filling is usually fresh (salad)

I once had a similar thought and reached the conclusion that based on dictionary definitions, everything can be categorized as either a soup or a salad.

Cake and bread are actually the same since they are both soups.

Those speed runners find the weirdest bugs in the simulation

Good news! You are now water based! Nothing changed, enjoy your wish!

I’m not trans but It would be cool to have the body of the opposite sex.

Other then that, hell yeah, my genes suck and I would rather change them, fuck my soft shitty teeth and their slow agonizing journey to replacement

I might not be a fascist, but I will fight for your right to be one!

This is where we are at, we are doomed.

At least I’m a minority that will definitely be hunted first so I won’t get to suffer for long.

Cool! Thank you for the informative explanation!

I had some close calls, even punched a wall from a dream once, it’s just a matter of time until one lands on who ever sleeps next to me at that moment.

I feel like it is an appropriate price to pay for enjoying the funny shit I say in my sleep.

It’s sick! 😎

Or?

It’s sick! 🤢

Well, they are wise and they have worms

Who could have guessed that 18 yo with guns in a country with a government that literally said “kill them all, there are no Innocents, not the children, not the mothers, no one” would go on to kill them all!

I am shocked, how could anyone see this coming!?