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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • gf is prego

    we like to get kinky anyways

    one night things get particularly saucy

    i’m sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

    wtf it’s red everywhere and she’s obviously not on her period

    i look up at her, she’s got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she’s not answering

    ohshitohshitohshitohshit

    i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

    she’s still bleeding everywhere

    by the time we get there, she’s not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

    oh shit, she looks like she’s in a vegetative state

    storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

    he takes one look at ther and says

    “sir, i’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do”

    “WHY THE FUCK NOT???”

    “we don’t operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce”




  • I once lived in a town of around 1,000 people. It had everything I needed in walking distance - a grocery store, doctors office, pharmacy, post office, restaurant, bar, and mechanic. A beautiful bike trail and river ran through the town. Fiber Optic internet was available, and there was a medium-sized town 15 minutes away with good jobs.

    I just checked and the average home price is still around 100k. A 2br apartment rents for $750/mo. These places still exist, but they’re called hidden gems for a reason.