My prediction is everyone will be happy and completely normal about the election results

75 miles seems like a lot, I’ll have to start running a few micropenises to get in shape first

The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth—it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true.

Les tankies et le wokisme, such a beautiful language

Hasan is a textbook example of someone who […] believes […] he is somehow entitled to mitigate the suffering of other peoples.

Does this redditor not know what mitigate means but thought it sounded like an epic bacon reddit word and used it anyway, or are they actually saying having empathy and helping others is something you are not allowed to do if they are “other peoples”? Am I the one being confused here?

Cease assisting other phenotypes, SJW

Elon Musk doing to the US what the US usually does to foreign economies to destroy them

Petition to rename the UN General Assembly to Depression Kahoot

One of many injustices in Gaza is that the enemies of Palestinians will never have to mourn the loss of a good person

Hitler Where it Hurts

Warcraft 3 was my absolute favorite game back then, I must have wasted a thousand hours on just custom games through the years.

Needless to say, the followup being the somewhat successful Word of Warcraft made sure there would never be an actual sequel in a genre I actually like lol. And then much later they decided to “reforge” the game and the less is said about that, the better

I want all of you to know that I love you too much to post a screenshot of this post to !badposting@hexbear.net with a title like “I just remembered the time I remembered the time Konami accidentally(?) released this absolute banger of postmodern box art”, but it

Let’s say, hypothetically, I got into a fight. Do you really think I would last long enough for there to be blows (plural)? Nice try, lamestream media.

The only crabs I want to see in association with Bolsonaro are these ones

The last time my country got attacked on multiple fronts they officially called it the German Greater Reich, so the Israel comparison is not as hard to imagine as you might think…

Someone tell me whether PYRAMID #1 is brat so I know how to feel about this

I remember when media still had hot women with none of the circled parts

The US collapsing in the next 3 weeks to spare the rest of the world endless election news bullshit would be pretty cool tbh

That’s Hillary in a Donald Trump fursuit, I can tell by how dry he’s looking!

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