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😂 Holy shit, your education system is sooooo fucked

Holy shit was the architect called Mr Lego?

There was a young lady called Jean

Who fell in a washing machine

She tumbled around

Till she almost drowned

But she came out remarkably clean

Ebikes have transformed where I live. It’s mountainous so the only cyclists you’d see were skinny lycra-clad guys on 5 grand bikes.

Now virtually everyone has a bike, from kids to octogenarians, and the only difference between the lycra-clad cyclists and the shorts n t-shirt cyclists is the fact the ones on the ebikes are all smiling 😊

Yeah but one of my favourite things is when watching quiz shows, see who can come up with the most fucking pretentious phrase for “I’m a salesperson”

Hi my name’s Lorna and I’m a client communications solutions engineer

Ya hi my name’s Kyle and I’m like a future business outreach manager ya

Just make sure your computer is working well so that you can keep in touch with her.

Start by fixing the fucking ‘shift’ key.

The difference between shit and shite

Kevin Bridges

Iron melts. You didn’t question the diamonds?!?

Then everyone clapped

Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round

Someone who doesn’t want to go “Eug, that’s rough”, then never try any other cognacs because you didn’t like it the first time

I was trying to figure out why Mont Bland is now 15000 metres high

Is this a map from the medieval era lol

I’d show you it mate but you’d just coat it in high fructose corn syrup and eat the fackin thing

I once saw sweet n sour sauce in a French supermarket, “sauce aigre-doux”

I looked up aigre to see what it meant and right enough, it just means sour.

At that point it clicked that French for wine is “vin” so sour wine is vin aigre

Or vinegar

Hennessy is to cognac what Smirnoff is to vodka, there are far, far better cognacs.

Look for the different grades - XO is the best one, apart from XXO but I’ve only seen that once

Special mention for Armagnac, you get some superb brands of that, all better than Hennessey

Trade your kids for guns, it’s a trade-up

Ha ha those three look like they got their fashion tips from Far Cry 2

news

Pffft

quite hard to remove

It’s the plant equivalent of cockroaches

This post brought to you by someone who never planted that cursed, evil herb in their garden