Images 2 (onion rings), and 3 (fish) are of battered food (though #1 seems to be churros which aren’t battered).

Image 4 shows the grotesque Lego minifig Rishi Sunak who was, until today, the UK prime minister. In the UK to be battered also means to be beaten beyond mercy.

Rishi Sunak was beaten without mercy in the UK General Election. Ha-hah!

Sigh.

Human Genitals Found Floating in Cedar Point Wave Pool

Not actually human genitals.

“I too, like typical human food, such as a BLT: banana, liverwurst, and tapenade. There’s a reason it’s a classic and that reason is that humans - such as I am - enjoy this combination of flavours between two slices of laverbread.”

Hippos might fly:

No, they can’t.

UK research discovers animal can get airborne

They can run.

Ah, yes, you’re absolutely right, I was thinking of ULEZ. Ooops!

So there will be no incentive for driving a zero emissions vehicle from December '25? That seems pretty short-sighted to me. If I have to drive a vehicle in the congestion zone, why would I buy an electric vehicle when I could just buy an old diesel clunker for a tenth the price and still pay the same charge?

We actually use program for computer programs, but programme for a programe of events. We like to be irregular.

“Allow me to retort!”

So happy you can see the sadness leaving his body in the shape of another, smaller dog.

David Tennant’s Gender Taliban

New band name. We play LGBTQ+ Punkry & Western.

Yup, looks good now! Thanks for the update.

The group has since apologised, claiming they were “unaware of the origins and connotations of the song".

Chinny reckon.

It is so important to take the artistic out of art. Especially right now when shitgasming AI is spaffing out content with no artistic value whatsoever!

Bobby Brewster was better than Harry Potter. Change my mind!

Data. And. Cowbell.

Needs more data, but good work!

Is there a way to submit communities/instances to it? Doesn’t seem to have feddit.uk in the list of instances or any of the handful of feddit.uk communities I checked.

I’m not sure what ‘team’ you think I’m on.

I agree that a one-sided genocidal war seems to be going on right now and I’m against it.

What’s your solution?

No, but in 2020 I didn’t vote for Trump.

Ok. I guess you maybe voted Biden? Did he explicitly stand on not supporting Israel?

Why did I get a genocide?

You got a genocide?

In the short term, genocide is happening because Hamas pissed Israel off one time too many and one time too much. In the long term, the genocide is happening because of historical and deep-rooted emnity between Israel and its neighbouring Arab states. It sucks. There are extremist arseholes on both sides who profit from continued conflict and violence against ‘the other’.

Regardless, America doesn’t have absolute fiat in the region. Who you vote for makes little difference to what Netanyahu and Haniyeh will choose to do. But Trump is no less an ally of Israel than Biden is.

You really think Felonious Trump would be any less of an ally to Israel?