It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.

This is the next image in my timeline after this post & your comment. Please tell me this is the next panel:

“I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

I don’t care if Tuesday’s fucking ugly

and Wednesday’s worse

Thursday, Friday, no remorse

Monday we’ll all fall apart

Tuesday, Wednesday, realize we all smell like farts

Oh, Thursday doesn’t even start…

It’s Friday, I’m in love still fucking glad I voted

I think there’s a giant chicken in there. Makes the most sense, if you really think about it.

noo… you’re not moving the wire right. You have to move it back left when it does that & then hit the ff button twice.

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See. Told you it works!

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Henry Rollins stared in a remake of The Chase, the 1966 Brando film.

Not a great film, but Rollins is pretty decent in it. He has a fun lil side plot with Flea & Anthony Kiedis, who play a pair of red necks in a jacked up bronco.

Should choose to check out, watch the post credits scene to see Charlie dressed as a Clown, mocking his father & Brando’s performances from Apocalypse Now.

One of the most underrated post credit bits of randomness out there…

Looks like a cute lil poop Cousin Itt left behind…

Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother & I used to fight over them. Still use one in my dad’s truck when I steal it from him.

Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.

Unintended Implication: non-Christian babies are less likely to be hurled.

I’m imagining a controversial new Ken Burns Documentary, with an emotional forward by Tommy Lasorda.

Stick it between a couple layers of red velvet & slather it with chocolate cream cheese icing.

Implied fact: by distinguishing the baby as Christian, there must be non-Christian babies in close proximity.

I love that there is also the distinct possibility of non-Christian babies up there on the mound, with the pitcher as well.

What happens if the pitcher throws a baby of a different faith? Infield fly rule that leads to a game ending double play?

Found the riding mower:

This was at a Walmart. Hate to say it, but maybe fear of corporate played a part?

I don’t know what protocols the bakery staff would follow for emergencies, but given all the stories about employees facing liability for interacting with shoplifters, I wonder how much fear of liability lead to inaction here.

Really tragic shit all around.

Boogie?

Some public spaces do offer public posting within guidelines, som I’m guessing trespassing wouldn’t be a primary charge.

I’d wager Vandalism over Trespassing, but you’re spot on with the value added charges.

I flip each one off. It’s smug & petty, but it keeps me from vandalizing them.

Well said. Those kid weren’t born believing liberals are bad…