I’m both the shorts guy and the music guy, though I do enjoy screamo. Country is my “I can’t listen to this dogshit” genre
I’m both the shorts guy and the music guy, though I do enjoy screamo. Country is my “I can’t listen to this dogshit” genre
I’ve never had a microwave or a bag of popcorn for which 2min was the wrong answer
I can’t find it, but there was a meme that showed an Abrams painted fully rainbow colors labeled “they/them army” next to a picture of a t80? With the turret blown off labeled “was/were army” that fit this vibe perfectly
Your dog is adorable :)
You got it backwards, he lifts to improve jerking vigour.
I too grew up in a southern military family. Interests other than football or otherwise hurting other people? That’s a paddlin
This is where most of my passwords come from
This guy is singlehandedly the reason anybody understood dark souls. Or any from game tbh
“Why should the attorney general of the United States be held to a different standard. No one is above the law.”
Fucking rich, you two faced piece of shit. Wonder how she feels about that statement with regards to trump
Idk. Based on the number of fight scenes in that series that start with glistening men ripping off their clothes before fighting, I’d argue that kiryu at least has a kink for public indecency
Mine does that but only the 1-6 buttons. And like… if I’m being honest microwaving something for longer than 6 minutes is probably less than 1% of my total microwave usage, but it feels like the greatest injustice ever experienced by anybody when I have to press cook time then 8 0 0 to get my microwave to run for 8 minutes
Honestly I want to see him just start seal team 6ing the fuckers until they walk back this obviously fucked ruling. I’m not usually one for the stupid games stupid prizes cliche, but God damn is this clown court playing stupid games
I get it though. Like, I’m into dark chocolate myself, but beyond about 85% dark it gets to be a bit much for me. I’ve absolutely pretended to enjoy 99% before as to avoid embarrassing myself in front of friends who were kinda snobs about it though
I thought there was a rule about just adding every new plant species to brassica
Instructions unclear, dick caught in fence
I can’t remember which text it is, but it opens talking about a bunch of physicists studying stat mech then suck starting shotguns. Then it goes “and now it’s our turn to study statistical mechanics”
I also can’t believe a band whose name is a euphemism for semen would use such weird album art. Smhing my head
Funding goblins from elitist high society university decide that money is still more important than academic integrity. What a surprising development that nobody could have predicted
Quantum shitting through the n-th dimension
To each their own, lol. I don’t find country boring, I find it actively grating on my ears. Like, to the point that I will mute movies and put on subtitles if the soundtrack goes country. Having that as background noise sounds like my personal hell