Losing your lip virginity to a sentient candy

It turns out straights were the gayest of all

First gooner president when?

For the love of god don’t replace the “N” with an “F”.

Bloomberg, welcome to the resistance

Or all of the issues of Nintendo Power he owns

Yeah, I celebrate July 4th

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Hell yeah, tell them to eat your ass

You can’t lose what’s already been lost

Less than you’d think, but more than you’d hope.

I’ll eat all these in one full-course meal

It’s a very tedious and lengthy process

As opposed to America’s retirement age of N/A

I’m 'bout to bust

The eyes sprout once the object is “complete”, interpret that how you will.

It’s been shown that items as small as Nintendo 64 cartridges can grow the eyes.

Trash is fucking disgusting, so I treasure anyone willing to deal with it so I don’t have to.

Long live the king

I would love to read the Lord of the Rings like this