It’s always that people don’t vote. Support without votes is empty wind.

Why yes, yes I would be.

They sure balanced out that social advancement with Fisher Stevens face painted to be an Indian engineer.

I mean, basically any 5mg gummy is that kind of weed. After that you just gotta pick the one that tastes nice.

There’s no evidence it’s quiltists. That kind of blanket statement has no place in this debate. It could be someone else trying to fleece investors before they cotton on.

This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle

They missed ordering two and then saying “these are papas burritos”

Not hanging as low as Arnold’s plums, though, amirite?

I don’t think so… the internet is a series of tubes that are used to hose everyone down with fnords.

Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

If you give yourself a hemorrhoid you’ve got a new friend for life.

The Triumverate.

First because I could listen to Jeremy Irons read the phone book, and second because each intro is funny and unique.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

The public library has tools and such in a lot of places.

Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?

One might even say long-expected.

Well, there is a market in people who think their city has gone to hell all because of… those people. They’ll eat this shit up.

The happiest thought I’ve seen all day, and it’s already been a real good day.

The best time was 100 years ago. The second-best time is now.

Don’t sue YouTube. They wrote the dictionary!