My interaction was WAAAY different but the same vein.

I was driving around, biting the backside of my fingernail. I turned a corner, and this gorgeous girl driving, waved, and smiled at me for no reason.

I was like, hot damn I still got it. Then, I realized biting the back of my nail, palm facing out, probably looked like I was waving at her.

To this day I don’t know why it stuck with me.

I’ve always wanted to friend a crow.

A lot have reported that they didn’t know they were campaigning for the PAC.

My janky duct tape together house I bought in 2010, that was built in '58 was 98k. In 12 years I sold it at 280k, with it still technically being out of code. My house was the cheapest sold in the neighborhood, some selling for 320k. It’s insane.

Don’t forget the bonus for cutting costs!

Damn. So close

They all really do just sit around sucking each other off don’t they?

My wife and I looooove garlic. We can still smell it on each other.

ManBearPig origin story.

Yet another Republican. Shocking.

Hot damn this one got me.

Remember, Trump said he barely knew the guy.

Let’s hope so…

What debt collector would be stupid enough to try and get repayment from Trump.

Yes, they had many chances and failed. But these new laws are NOT anyone’s fault but republicans.

It’s very well known dems vote early.

In other words,

Keep voting.

CVS health should fucking know that having access to women’s health would save them money.

They’re smart. Don’t fuck with cats.

How the fuck is that considered a threat?

That explains him publicly saying don’t vote for me. He needs all his votes to go to Trump so he gets the job. What an asshat.