Sounds like someone’s pouting about losing a swing battle - aren’t moderators supposed to have decorum or something? I think you broke at least three forum rules with this post, squab. On top of that switching up the format is dirty pool, but that’s alright, chump - I can fight dirty too.

All right - that’s some action I can get behind. Let’s jump in the jesus jalopy and breeze it before the bird sends the bulls. But I gotta hear this malarkey about your family - still ain’t sure whether you’re swell or a skid rogue.

Thought you’d make a clean sneak, chump? No palooka is gonna make patsy out of me, even if he’s the biggest bruno in this dump. “Personal complications?” Like bein’ yellow? Baloney! You better spill the beans or I’m gonna have Pops fill you full of daylight.

I need a number, bub. And I ain’t accepting wine as collateral.

Alright chumps, you heard the man. Time to lay out some action. I’m giving 5 to 1 odds against the Sasquatch. Any takers?