Cool shirt but it looks photoshopped, the white text is so much brighter than the white on his hat

Barrels are for cowards

Fun fact, wild almonds have lethal amounts of cyanide, it’s only through selective breeding that we can eat them

It’s a kink flight

What can I say except “Your Welcome”?

It’s Nerf or Nothing

Same Energy

At least 10 witches for that

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No, no I don’t think I will

I would love for the US to take interest in my country (which is the US)

Absolutely rattled

I found the spider!.. wait, 2 spiders?

He forgor

In the bearea

Those were the days…

Not carbonated tho, just the equivalent sugar content

Not only was this well explained, but the short segments are great for my ADHD-phobia of large blocks of text

The physics teacher wants to measure the restitution of children

Fuckin sorcerers, they did nothing and have all that power, I had to study for YEARS just to be able to cast minor illusion!