The water wars have begun.

Typical - they just state something that has an extremely high chance of being true anyway.

Shit particles are everywhere all the time.

Not me, I just pooped.

The top left guy just smiling lightly has seen this kink before.

He looks like he is struggling to keep an alien monster from bursting out of him.

*by drinking cyanide cutely

Butts. Butts everywhere.

Butts. Butts everywhere.

Def not a feet cartoon.

Why would anyone chain their porn?
Cockchains are not for that. Not really for anything, but not for that too.

Yes.
Tho they would have be doing that from birth & all through medical school.

We are all rainbow on the inside.

Felin Castra(ted)

What a useless app decrypts messages on my own screen when I log in with my passwords & other protections/protocols just for me to read them?

No, ty, I’ll decrypt everything in my mind only, securely under a tinfoil protection device.

I’ve always believed that dosing the human population with either/both wound be extremely beneficial to everything and everyone.
It would give humanity the capabilities our evolution didn’t develop or bred out.

Now, how do I get one of them genies/taking fish/chem-trails barons to accommodate my selfless wish??

The system only works if such pos are the face of it, an almost human facade masking the money/power grab of the ruling class.

This cannot change without a system change, ie a revolution (and to be clear, Im not insinuating El Dolando is that, far from it), something to equate the people with the few, give them power and democratic influence.

You know, the French way (some cutting, a few years of random & needles bloodshed, followed by a sort of restart, a democratic reboot). Its bad, but then again only a few very very particular cases (which dont apply here) managed to do it sort of bloodlessly. But none with evolution. Any systems prime directive is self-preservation, and that is as strong as call-to-actions get.

Oh, that makes sense, I thought it was an iceberg, not a (mobile) dick.

The high seas and pleasant meadows of the free cultured world are what preserves humanity and it’s knowledge.

… I’ll start a service for the things they won’t do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

Tripping on absolute power the TSA bestows to one & with that being able to steal anything from travelers I would most definitely absolutely care a lot about any drugs.
Who says no to free drugs?!