So schlimm hatten wir es aber seit '45 nicht mehr.

Fehlt noch die Pistole um sich selbst in den Fuß zu schießen.

Except they fuck themselves with switchblades too.

Und was ist mit der jährlichen Nachprüfung? Unverantwortlich, die Leute einfach so rumfahren zu lassen!

If we ever recover from this, future historians will.

Aber warum sind die Radwege eigentlich so eng?

Sure. But they’re just incapable of formulating any sort of strategy (and acting on it, of course). And fascism is very much on the march here too.

Just go fuck yourself.

The Americans really have shat their own bed but unfortunately we will all have to lie in it.

The alternatives don’t exactly look great, though. Geostrategically this is a massive win for Russia and China.

The solution is of course more oil drilling and burning more coal.

Du hast sie ja wohl nicht alle, du linksgrün versifftes Element!

They just did. They’ll happily lie in the bed they shat in at first. By the time they realize their mistake, it will be too late.

He won’t. The goal was to get Vance in all along. He’s a docile pet for Thiel and co to implement their fascist agenda.

Wann kommt endlich der Führerschein für’s Fahrrad! Natürlich mit jährlicher Tauglichkeitsprüfung.

Where do i find a cave like that?

Everybody has to lie in that bed, including people who didn’t vote because they don’t live in the US. Congratulations, guys, you did it.

Exactly. I still don’t know what the whole kerfuffle is about.

Rats leaving the sinking ship. Just like there were no Nazis in Germany after 1945.

“You now have access to the collective knowledge of the entire world.”

“Nah, let me see the boobies!”