It bounces

JAZZZZZ CIGARETTES

It’s great for streaming raw vegetables. Put in plastic bag and nuke for 60s followed by 10s at a time till just steamed

Exactly

Is that not him in the window?

My family loves me

Get something called the “Real Book”. It’s what everybody reads standards out of. You might have to pick up a little knowledge about reading music charts tho

Why the fuck is this a photoshopped image with zelenski?

Edit: I took a closer look and I’m a humongous idiot. I’m leaving this comment up though because I think the idea of Zelenskyy* being upset about dead birds right now is hilarious

I think the issue is more that people think something is legitimate, and when they go to purchase it or something they get their identity stolen

I said humans, not angels

All of them I think. What human being doesn’t suck in some way?

In electronics it’s a breaker or a fuse

Did you just say the Holodomor was a good fight ☠️

Can’t someone enjoy a nice ham lunch, I’m saying

That looks like an ai wrote it. Basically a girl has schizophrenia, was off her meds, and hallucinated she was a tv/movie character. She thought she was Salma Hayek and was watching herself in a movie. The guy she stabbed lived and forgave her

You have the power to make people instantly be extremely hungry

I’ve always wanted to ask him a question. And not just any question! I’ve spent many a sleepless night, tossing, turning, sweating, writhing like a dying snake with this burning thought in my mind. I didn’t think I would ever find any peace until I got the answer, and now that he’s gone I have no doubt in my mind. But if by some sheer tyranny of will I could bring him back from the grave for just long enough to answer one single question- even if it in turn cost me my OWN life- even if God himself viewed the act as an abhorrent affront upon all that is good and damned my wretched soul to burn forever, withering in the dark fire of Hell for all eternity, I already know what I would say- “Where do you get all your ideas?”

Baroque Aboma

Check out a couple of her earlier songs, “Emotions and Math” and “Somebody to Anybody”. She also had a great cover of “Fruits of My Labor” on YouTube

Different time I guess. Maybe parking meters looked like that back then