They’re eating… they’re eating the PETS! -stable genius

Second. Sniping that damn scout midair as he concjumps the moat in 2fort.

Expensive and bitter.

Where is goldbug hiding?

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

You’re never fully dressed without a smile

Broke my phone last week. Had mine on my keychain when the tech couldn’t find his quick enough.

Gender: fluid

In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.

Starter dead. Battery insufficient to get it moving but will happily make horrible noises. Every warning signal alerted but no precise enough to actually identify the problem.

Yep…this fits too well.

Ah yes, my macaroni beach and palm tree was a call to arms against the moral decline of western civilization.

Oh look she IS smiling.

Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat, not a spy. And there isn’t any use for you to doubt it.

The Tell Tale Hobby. I want to buy more miniatures. The wallet says Nevermore.

Ah yes. The memories of a few minutes of flavor and a few more of sadness as you chew hoping it would return.

I’ll never forget that time at 6yrs old when I just kept chewing. It eventually just disintegrated and I was left with the consistency of old wet kleenex. I had to literally scrape my tongue to get rid of it all.

Is it possible to upvote and downvote at the same time?

IDDQD

Months. You misspelled months.

Headphone jack. Next to my bed is the one good Bluetooth headset, the two crappy backup sets for when it is charging, and the gigantic earmuff yardwork set for when the good one is still charging and the 2 shit ones have already died.

Farewell Yo-yo Man