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Seriously, poop isn’t some kind of horrible thing that won’t wash off. It isn’t radiation, it isn’t going to burrow in the skin and resist removal.
No, it literally does that. Try this. Go touch your poop. Really rub it into your skin like you’re wiping your anus. No go wash your hands with unscented soap. Smell your fingers. I guarantee you you’ll smell shit. Wash them again. Same thing. You literally can’t wash it out. You just have to wait.
There’s a reason we always shake hands right handed. It’s because your left hand is for you know what.
Blocked. Fuck off, you basement dwelling asshat. You are the worst person I’ve met on Lemmy, and I’ve met tankies. You are definitely going to hell. If there is a god, he hates you.